{"product_id":"the-galactic-guru","title":"THE GALACTIC GURU Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGo Big or Go Home (To Jupiter)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor those born to think big, dream bigger, and shine the brightest, the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGalactic Guru Oversized Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is your cosmic calling card. Crafted from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e100% bio-washed cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e with a plush \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e330 GSM fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, it’s not just a hoodie—it’s a universe of comfort, style, and planetary puns.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWith a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e3x7 inch front print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e and a bold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e14x16 inch back design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, this hoodie pays tribute to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eNumerology No. 3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e personalities—optimistic powerhouses with creativity that’s out of this world. In numerology, 3s are the life of the party, natural storytellers, and magnetic dreamers who turn every moment into an adventure. Add Jupiter, the solar system’s largest planet, as your cosmic sponsor, and you’ve got the ultimate combo of growth, wisdom, and interstellar vibes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eAstronomically speaking, Jupiter is the giant boss of the planets, boasting enough gravitational pull to keep the solar system in check—just like your personality in any room. Whether you’re expanding your horizons or just your hoodie collection, this oversized fit reminds you: when you’re ruled by Jupiter, the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eDream big. Laugh harder. Think Jupiter-sized. Only with The Witty Wolf.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eBullet Points:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMade from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e100% bio-washed cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e330 GSM fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, offering next-level comfort and durability (big enough for Jupiter, but made for you).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFeatures a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e3x7 inch front print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e and a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e14x16 inch back design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e inspired by Numerology No. 3 and the mighty planet Jupiter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePerfect for optimistic, adventurous dreamers who know that small thinking is for Earthlings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCelebrates Jupiter as the big boss of the solar system, the planet of growth, wisdom, and larger-than-life energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eOversized fit, so you can relax and expand your universe in cozy style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA witty hoodie by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eThe Witty Wolf\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, designed for those who think Jupiter-sized thoughts and live cosmic lives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty wolf","offers":[{"title":"L","offer_id":41450730750023,"sku":"","price":1699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":41450730782791,"sku":"","price":1699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/4536\/2247\/files\/2_8abee601-4b0c-4ed8-bbc8-b6a854d25948.png?v=1738545525","url":"https:\/\/www.thewittywolf.com\/products\/the-galactic-guru","provider":"The Witty Wolf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}