{"product_id":"fuxk-edison-regular-fit-tee","title":"FUXK EDISON Regular Fit Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eF*ck Edison – The Real Current War Winner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e“AC \u0026gt; DC, and Tesla \u0026gt; Edison. Science, settle this.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eNikola Tesla wasn’t just a scientist; he was a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003emad genius, an inventor ahead of his time, and the reason you’re not paying Edison taxes for every lightbulb you use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Meanwhile, Edison? That guy was out there \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003estealing ideas, electrocuting elephants, and claiming credit for Tesla’s brilliance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eregular fit T-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003etribute to the true MVP of electricity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Featuring Tesla in full \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“Thug Life” mode\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, rocking \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ememe glasses and a cigarette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, this design is the ultimate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eshocking revelation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e (pun intended) for those who know the truth. If you believe in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ewireless power, free energy, and not glorifying corporate theft\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, this one’s for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e100% bio-washed cotton with 180 GSM fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, it’s as solid as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTesla’s genius (unlike Edison’s ethics, which short-circuited long ago).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePrint Size: 8.5x12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBullet Points:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e100% bio-washed cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e180 GSM fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—as durable as Tesla’s legacy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebig brains deserve comfy T-shirts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTesla in full “Thug Life” mode\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esome legends don’t need PR, they just need time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe ultimate nerd rebellion tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—perfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eengineers, history buffs, and anti-Edison activists.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWitty tribute to the AC\/DC war\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTesla didn’t just light up cities, he lit up history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned by The Witty Wolf\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eEdison may have taken the patents, but Tesla took the future!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“Wireless energy isn’t here yet, but at least this T-shirt 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