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The design features a minimalist 3x5 inch artwork on the front for subtle elegance, while the bold 14x16 inch celestial design on the back celebrates the Moon’s phases and cosmic influence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Moon, a timeless symbol of transformation and mystery, governs tides, cycles, and emotions. This hoodie captures its essence, offering unmatched quality, style, and comfort. Stay warm, grounded, and effortlessly cool with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMoon Born\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eFit in with the Moon. 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In numerology, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003enumber 1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e is synonymous with pioneers, visionaries, and those who dare to stand out. Paired with the Sun’s astronomical significance as the life-giving star at the center of our solar system, this hoodie celebrates your ability to light up any room and inspire others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWith its oversized fit and empowering design, the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSun Shine Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is perfect for those who embody boldness, strength, and individuality. 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That guy was out there \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003estealing ideas, electrocuting elephants, and claiming credit for Tesla’s brilliance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eregular fit T-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003etribute to the true MVP of electricity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Featuring Tesla in full \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“Thug Life” mode\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, rocking \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ememe glasses and a cigarette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, this design is the ultimate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eshocking revelation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e (pun intended) for those who know the truth. 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Science, settle this.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eNikola Tesla wasn’t just a scientist; he was a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003emad genius, a time traveler (probably), and the reason your house isn’t powered by overpriced, inefficient DC electricity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMeanwhile, Edison? That guy was out here \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003estealing ideas, electrocuting elephants, and taking all the credit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThis oversized tee is a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003etribute to the true MVP of electricity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Featuring Tesla in full \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“Thug Life” mode\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, rocking \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ememe glasses and a cigarette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, this design is the ultimate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eshocking revelation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e (pun intended) for those who know the truth. If you believe in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ewireless power, free energy, and not being an Edison fanboy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, this one’s for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e100% bio-washed cotton with 330 GSM fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, it’s as solid as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTesla’s ideas (and unlike Edison’s ethics, it won’t wear out easily).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePrint Size: 8.5x12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBullet Points:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e100% bio-washed cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e330 GSM fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—built to last, unlike Edison’s legacy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOversized fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebig brains need big comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTesla in full “Thug Life” mode\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEdison may have owned the patents, but Tesla owned the future.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe ultimate nerd rebellion tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—perfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003escience geeks, engineers, and people who enjoy a little historical revenge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWitty tribute to the AC\/DC war\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTesla didn’t just light up cities, he lit up history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e**Designed by The Witty Wolf—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eEdison may have had PR, but Tesla had power!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e **\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“Wireless 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class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e“Outran millions before even having legs. What’s your excuse now?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBefore you even knew what \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003estress, bills, and bad WiFi\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e were, you had already won the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003emost competitive race of your life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—the great \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esperm marathon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e! This \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eT-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e hilariously captures that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003elegendary victory\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, featuring a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ecartoonish sperm race\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, where one \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003edetermined little champion breaks the ribbon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e while millions of others get left in the dust (or, well… you know where).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eLife’s tough, but \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eyou were literally born to win.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e So whenever things get rough, just remember: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eYou didn’t come this far just to come this far.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eCrafted from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e100% bio-washed cotton with 180 GSM fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, this tee is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esoft, breathable, and built for champions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because winners deserve comfort too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePrint Size: 11x12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBullet Points:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e100% bio-washed cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—soft, durable, and comfy for everyday wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e180 GSM fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—premium quality in both oversized \u0026amp; regular fits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHilarious \u0026amp; motivational design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003escientifically\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, you started life as a GOAT.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eUltimate icebreaker tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—perfect for parties, gym sessions, or casual flexing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWear your W with pride\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—the only race you won without trying (but let’s not make that a habit).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned by The Witty Wolf\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—where \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ewit meets wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e“Born a winner, so act like it!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Witty Wolf","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":41503594414151,"sku":null,"price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":41503594446919,"sku":null,"price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":41483804049479,"sku":"","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":41483804082247,"sku":"","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":41503594479687,"sku":null,"price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":41503594512455,"sku":null,"price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":41483804115015,"sku":"","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":41483804147783,"sku":"","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ S","offer_id":41503594545223,"sku":null,"price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ M","offer_id":41503594577991,"sku":null,"price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ L","offer_id":41483804180551,"sku":"","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL","offer_id":41483804213319,"sku":"","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/4536\/2247\/files\/bella-canvas-tee-mockup-of-a-happy-man-with-heart-shaped-glasses-in-a-swift-fandom-inspired-outfit-m40620.png?v=1739580510"},{"product_id":"born-winner-oversized-tshirt","title":"BORN WINNER OverSized Tshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBorn Winner – Your First W Was in the Womb!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e“Outran millions before even having legs. 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regular fits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHilarious \u0026amp; motivational design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003escientifically\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, you started life as a GOAT.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eUltimate icebreaker tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—perfect for parties, gym sessions, or casual flexing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWear your W with pride\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—the only race you won without trying (but let’s not make that a habit).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned by The Witty Wolf\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—where \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ewit meets wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e“Born a winner, so act like it!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Witty Wolf","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":41498765033543,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":41498765066311,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":41498765099079,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":41483816632391,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL PLUS","offer_id":41498765131847,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL PLUS","offer_id":41498765164615,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":41498765525063,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":41498765557831,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":41498765590599,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":41483816828999,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL PLUS","offer_id":41498765623367,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XXL PLUS","offer_id":41498765656135,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ S","offer_id":41498765361223,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ M","offer_id":41498765393991,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ L","offer_id":41498765426759,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL","offer_id":41483816763463,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL PLUS","offer_id":41498765459527,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XXL PLUS","offer_id":41498765492295,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pista \/ XL PLUS","offer_id":41498765295687,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pista \/ XXL PLUS","offer_id":41498765328455,"sku":null,"price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/4536\/2247\/files\/stanley-stella-t-shirt-mockup-featuring-a-woman-with-a-boho-style-m368694.png?v=1739583400"},{"product_id":"newton-s-apple-regular-fit-tshirt","title":"NEWTON’S APPLE Regular Fit Tshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNewton’s Apple – Stay Grounded, Stay Genius\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eAn apple a day keeps ignorance away—just ask Newton! 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Whether you’re a physics nerd, a science enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates a good apple-related revelation, this tee is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eattractive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—just like gravity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHeavy dense knit 100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e – engineered for ultimate comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDouble bio-washed \u0026amp; 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The T-shirt features the text:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e“Atoms are made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. I’ll skip the morons for now.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA perfect choice for science lovers, witty nerds, and anyone who enjoys dropping knowledge bombs (while dodging dumb ones). Whether you’re a physics enthusiast or just someone who prefers their interactions to be \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003epositively charged\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, this tee lets you wear your intellect— and humor— on your sleeve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eHeavy dense knit 100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – stable like a noble gas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble bio-washed \u0026amp; silicone washed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – smoother than a frictionless surface\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eShrink-proof \u0026amp; fade-proof\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – unlike certain unstable elements\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – smart, stylish, and always in equilibrium\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eScientifically savage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – a perfect mix of wit and wisdom\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eConversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – only the intellectually charged will get it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMoron-resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – keeps the protons close and the morons away\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePrint Size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e📏 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e 8x7 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor those who understand physics— and social physics.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e ⚛️😆\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Witty Wolf","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":41503584124999,"sku":null,"price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":41503584157767,"sku":null,"price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":41496741740615,"sku":"","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":41496741773383,"sku":"","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ S","offer_id":41503584190535,"sku":null,"price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ M","offer_id":41503584223303,"sku":null,"price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ L","offer_id":41496741806151,"sku":"","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL","offer_id":41496741838919,"sku":"","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/4536\/2247\/files\/gildan-t-shirt-mockup-featuring-a-serious-man-posing-in-a-studio-m32771_a73e179a-50de-4a61-b693-3f4f6a3633fe.png?v=1740351760"},{"product_id":"thundering-genius-regular-fit-tshirt","title":"THUNDERING GENIUS Regular Fit Tshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSome think outside the box. Tesla thought outside the volts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e ⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNikola Tesla wasn’t just a scientist—he was a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003estorm in human form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e A man who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003ecaptured lightning,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e pioneered \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ealternating current (AC),\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e and could literally \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewirelessly transmit electricity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e before Wi-Fi was even a dream.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003echarged-up design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e features a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebold, colorful portrait of Tesla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e with the text \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e“Thundering Genius,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e because let’s face it—he didn’t \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003ejust\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e think big; he thought in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003emegawatts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIf you’re a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003escience geek, an engineering wizard, or just someone who believes intelligence should be electrifying,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e this tee is for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Why This Tee is a Powerhouse \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTesla made lightning dance at will—what’s your superpower?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInspired by the man who electrified the world while Edison was still playing with lightbulbs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGuaranteed to start more conversations than a Tesla coil in a thunderstorm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor the nerds who know that “free energy” wasn’t just a dream, it was Tesla’s reality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Shocking Tesla Facts You Should Know\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 In 1899, Tesla \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003egenerated man-made lightning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e up to 135 feet long in his Colorado Springs lab—basically \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eThor with a degree in physics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 He designed the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTesla Coil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, which is still used today in wireless transmission and high-voltage experiments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 Tesla \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003etheorized\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003edemonstrated\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e wireless electricity—his \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWardenclyffe Tower\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e was meant to beam free power \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eglobally\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. (Capitalists hated that.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eX-ray machine? Remote controls? Neon lights?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Tesla’s fingerprints are on all of them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 He claimed to have received \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003esignals from extraterrestrials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e while experimenting with radio waves. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eConspiracy theorists, assemble!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🔧\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e Premium Fabric \u0026amp; Fit – Built Like Tesla’s Mind\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e180 GSM Heavy Dense Knit 100% Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – durable as a Tesla transformer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble Bio-Washed \u0026amp; Silicone Washed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – smoother than AC power\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFade-Proof \u0026amp; Shrink-Proof\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – because Tesla’s ideas were \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003etimeless\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRegular Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – the perfect equilibrium of comfort and genius\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFront Print Size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e 9x12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e When To Wear It?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhen someone calls Edison a genius (ugh, do they even know the truth?)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhen you need a high-voltage confidence boost\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhen brainstorming your own world-changing invention\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhen you want to radiate big brain energy (literally)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTesla didn’t just dream of the future—he \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003einvented\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNow, it’s time to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewear the charge\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e and show the world:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e💡 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReal genius isn’t measured in watts, it’s measured in vision.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Witty Wolf","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":41498675970119,"sku":"","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":41503571640391,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":41503571673159,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":41503571705927,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ S","offer_id":41498676035655,"sku":"","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ M","offer_id":41503571738695,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ L","offer_id":41503571771463,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL","offer_id":41503571804231,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":41498676101191,"sku":"","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":41503571836999,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":41503571869767,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":41503571902535,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/4536\/2247\/files\/comfort-colors-tee-mockup-of-a-man-posing-with-a-serious-look-against-a-colorful-background-m530213.png?v=1740454770"},{"product_id":"jjjn","title":"THUNDERING GENIUS Oversized Tshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSome think outside the box. Tesla thought outside the volts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e ⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNikola Tesla wasn’t just a scientist—he was a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003estorm in human form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e A man who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003ecaptured lightning,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e pioneered \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ealternating current (AC),\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e and could literally \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewirelessly transmit electricity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e before Wi-Fi was even a dream.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003echarged-up oversized tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e features a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebold, colorful portrait of Tesla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e with the text \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e“Thundering Genius,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e because let’s face it—he didn’t \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003ejust\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e think big; he thought in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003emegawatts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003escience geeks, tech lovers, and unapologetic intellectuals,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e this oversized tee lets you wear your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eelectric genius\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e with style and swagger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e Why This Tee is a Powerhouse \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eTesla made lightning dance at will—what’s your superpower?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInspired by the man who electrified the world while Edison was still playing with lightbulbs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGuaranteed to start more conversations than a Tesla coil in a thunderstorm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor those who know that “free energy” wasn’t just a dream, it was Tesla’s reality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e The Electrifying Genius of Nikola Tesla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe War of Currents:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e While Edison pushed for Direct Current (DC), Tesla’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eAlternating Current (AC) system\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e proved to be \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003efar more efficient\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e for long-distance electricity transmission. Today, AC powers \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ealmost every home on Earth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMaster of Lightning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e In his Colorado Springs lab, Tesla \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003egenerated man-made lightning bolts up to 135 feet long\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e and measured voltages in the millions. He even \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eaccidentally burned out the city’s entire power grid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e in one experiment. (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eOops.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Tesla Coil:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e One of his most famous inventions, the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTesla Coil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e is still used today in high-voltage experiments, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewireless electricity transmission, and even entertainment shows\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e featuring artificial lightning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWireless Electricity? Tesla Did It First:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Tesla believed electricity should be \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003efree and wirelessly transmitted across the world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e His \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWardenclyffe Tower\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e was an ambitious project aimed at achieving this, but it was shut down due to lack of funding (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eand probably because energy companies hated the idea of free power\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInventor of Radio (Sorry, Marconi!):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Although Guglielmo Marconi is often credited with inventing radio, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTesla’s patents on wireless transmission predated Marconi’s by years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe U.S. Supreme Court even ruled in Tesla’s favor in 1943.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eX-Rays, Remote Controls, and Neon Lights:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Tesla’s discoveries paved the way for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eX-ray imaging, the first remote control, neon lighting, and even the foundations of radar technology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eAlien Signals?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Tesla claimed that while experimenting with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eradio waves\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, he \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003epicked up mysterious signals from extraterrestrial sources.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Some say they were just cosmic disturbances, but Tesla believed he was on the verge of making contact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Man Who Saw the Future:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Tesla predicted \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003esmartphones, wireless internet, renewable energy, and even artificial intelligence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e long before they became reality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTesla didn’t just dream of the future—he \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003einvented\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔧\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Premium Fabric \u0026amp; Fit – Built Like Tesla’s Mind\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e220 GSM Heavy Dense Knit 100% Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – durable as a Tesla transformer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble Bio-Washed \u0026amp; Silicone Washed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – smoother than AC power\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFade-Proof \u0026amp; Shrink-Proof\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – because Tesla’s ideas were \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003etimeless\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOversized Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003ebig ideas need big space\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFront Print Size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e 9x12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e When To Wear It?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhen someone calls Edison a genius (ugh, do they even know the truth?)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhen you need a high-voltage confidence boost\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhen brainstorming your own world-changing 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class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAre our choices truly our own, or are we simply following \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003epre-programmed algorithms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eInspired by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMatrix aesthetic and the mind-bending Simulation Theory,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewitty, high-tech design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e challenges the very nature of existence. Featuring glitchy digital elements, cryptic green code, and a subtle nod to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e“The One,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e this tee is perfect for those who question \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eeverything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWear it if you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003esee beyond the illusion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e💻\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Why This Tee Breaks The Code \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e💻\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor those who know déjà vu is just a system glitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWitty conspiracy meets geeky philosophy – your mind will reboot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEvery NPC will double-take when they see you in it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for tech geeks, gamers, sci-fi lovers \u0026amp; red-pill takers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔢\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e The Simulation Theory: Are We Just Code?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🟢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe “Glitch in the Matrix” Phenomenon:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Ever experienced a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eweird\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e coincidence, a moment of déjà vu, or objects moving when no one’s looking? Some say it’s just bad memory. Others? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eA glitch in the system.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🟢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eElon Musk Thinks We’re in One:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e He once said, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e“The odds that we’re in base reality are one in billions.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Meaning? 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pixels?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e 🔲\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEver had \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003edéjà vu\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, felt like the world was running on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ecopy-paste logic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e or questioned if reality is just a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esuper-advanced RPG?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Inspired by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMatrix aesthetic and the mind-warping Simulation Theory,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eoversized statement piece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is for those who see beyond the illusion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWith \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eglitchy digital aesthetics, cryptic green code, and a nod to “The One,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e this tee is perfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ered-pill takers, tech geeks, and sci-fi lovers who refuse to be NPCs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🛑 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWear it only if you’re ready to debug reality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e💻\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Why This Tee Breaks The Code \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e💻\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFor those who know déjà vu is just a system glitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eConspiracy meets geeky philosophy – your mind will reboot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEvery NPC will double-take when they see you in it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOversized fit because reality is too tight for our expanding minds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🔢\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Simulation Theory: The Science Behind the Glitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🟢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe “Glitch in the Matrix” Effect:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Ever seen an object move on its own, heard someone say the exact words you were thinking, or experienced freakish coincidences? Some say it’s random. Others say… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebad coding.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🟢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eElon Musk’s Hot Take:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e He once said, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e“The odds that we’re in base reality are one in billions.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Meaning? We’re probably \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003erunning on some hyper-advanced civilization’s hard drive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🟢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNick Bostrom’s Hypothesis:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e A respected Oxford philosopher proposed that if a civilization advances far enough, it will run ancestor simulations—meaning \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ewe’re likely inside one right now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🟢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eQuantum Mechanics is Weird:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDouble-Slit Experiment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e proves that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eparticles behave differently when observed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Sounds like a rendering engine saving processing power…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🟢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAre We Just a Cosmic Sandbox Game?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e What if we’re just \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003echaracters in an open-world RPG,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e and our choices are dictated by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003epre-written code?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🟢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSo, Are You Ready to Wake Up?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e If reality is a simulation, then questioning it is the first step to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003edebugging your existence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e👕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Premium Fabric \u0026amp; Fit – Because NPCs Wear Low-Quality Tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e220 GSM Heavy Dense Knit 100% Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e – thick, like a firewall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDouble Bio-Washed \u0026amp; Silicone Washed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e – smoother than a seamless render\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFade-Proof \u0026amp; Shrink-Proof\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e – unlike your grip on reality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOversized Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e – extra space for all your existential thoughts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e📏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Print Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🔹 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFront Print Size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e 9x12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🛸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e When To Wear It?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e💾 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhen explaining why life is a high-res illusion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e💾 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhen someone tells you to ‘trust the system’ (LOL, no)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e💾 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhen flexing your ‘main character energy’\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e💾 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhen searching for the source code of existence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🔲 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReality is just a simulation—so at least wear something that makes sense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Witty Wolf","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":41503911051335,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":41503911084103,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":41503911116871,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":41503911149639,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL PLUS","offer_id":41503911182407,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL PLUS","offer_id":41503911215175,"sku":"","price":1099.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/4536\/2247\/files\/oversized-tee-mockup-of-a-serious-man-standing-against-a-customizable-background-m389278_8c6d4a6a-4fa3-4443-89f6-56ebf008ece6.png?v=1740780600"},{"product_id":"sun-shine-oversized-tshirt","title":"SUN SHINE OverSized Tshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBorn to Lead, Powered by the Sun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eStep into the spotlight with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSun Shine Oversized Tshirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, designed for those ruled by the powerful energy of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003enumber 1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e in numerology and their celestial guide, the Sun. 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